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Holly
- HOLLA!!! - Himalaya (pronounced Himm-all-ya!!) likes snow.
She says props to all ma snowpeeps. |
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Bambi
likes her coffee black, frequents truck stops, has been three time
runner up for the regional professional shoveling championships, and
has been a summer snowsapien for two years. |
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Hello
there neighbor! Good to see you again! Ooh watch out for that ice!
Ma ole lady slipped on the ice last night. |
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I
like snow a lot. |
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Hello
my teeth are really icicles. |
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Sir
Edmund Hillary, eat my sherpa. By the way I'm not insulting sherpas
because I have a cousin who's a sherpa. Well actually he's a second
cousin on my mother's side but I asked him once if I could make
sherpa jokes and he said he would be ok with it. Ok well, yes, you're
right, he might not like this particular sherpa joke. OK! OK! I
GET IT! NO MORE SHERPA JOKES!!! Screw you guys I'm going to the
himalahyas to live with sherpas and prove I really love them. Then
I can make sherpa jokes. |
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Hi!
I'm Tommy. Did you see the musical Tommy? |
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Off
the streets of L.A., Sammy renounced his membership with both the
Bloods and the Cryps when he met a Summer Snowpreacher while
imprisoned in a state penitentiary. He's on parole and
having a great time! |
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Johannes
Frostbitten was made by students at the Weimar Bauhaus. They were
interested in the potential of using snow to study color. Johannes
became a valuable tool in their studies. He refracted light for
them, provided a pure ground to juxtapose different colors, and
archived all their work in his torso. |
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Whereabouts
unknown. We miss you Victor - we sent out the St. Bernard with a
little something to warm your cold bones.
- Sincerely,
Summer Snowmen
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Snow
is like love. I happen to love snow. Snow melts, learn
to deal with the loss. Snow returns, remember the
feeling. |
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Forest
has spent the last 18 months pontificating on the plains of the
Sierra Leone on the commodification of mainstream hip hop and the
justifications of designer blue jeans. |
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Yoshi,
child of Princess Toadstool and Yoshi (Nintendo video game characters),
spends her days playing Mario Bros. 2 - Level 4 over and over and
over and over and over . . . . |
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Me
gusta agua congelada. Viven ahora aqui. Dice "ayy mama! no
tengo nieve en Texas." |
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"I keeps my bits and pieces in a freezer underneath Stagg Field!" |
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That's
right folks Billy Rocksalt here and I'll sled farther than you. Scares-a-Camel! |
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uhhh
dude. . . snow is cold dude. . . no dude, SNOW way dude! |
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Last year, during a
terrible snowstorm, Lilly lost two fingers and three toes to
frostbite. Let Lilly's unfortunate experience be a lesson to you
youngsters out there -- be sure to keep ALL of your skin covered at
ALL times! |
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I
really like ice. Ice and I are good friends. |
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I
wonder if any of my Wiccan friends want to be in this group. |
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Frosti,
hailing from the North Pole, now resides happily in her Brookfield
igloo. She enjoys long walks in winter wonderlands and is still
searching for the perfect Snowman... |
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This
shady character used to roam the earth in search of snow-covered
parking lots, forced to go further north as the weather warmed.
Caught one particularly dry summer with nothing to plow,
he found his way to the summer snowmen and has been off parking
lots ever since. |
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