| 1. |
Where
does snow come from? |
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A: Kentucky or Georgia |
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A: God’s and Goddesses |
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A: Iraq |
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| 2. |
Why is Snow Cold? |
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A: Snow is cold because I got a dollar from my grandmother
when I was 7 and Aaron won the Mother's Day Contest in 6th grade. |
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A: Because blankets make me sweat. |
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| 3. |
How do you get snow in the Summer? |
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A: If you have a
condition called________, you poop it out. |
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| 4. |
Snow? |
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A: Snow! |
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| 5. |
Aren't you guys hot? |
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A: Brad Pitt eat
my shorts. |
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A: No, cause
we're cold blooded. |
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| 6. |
If you're not hot then why are you sweating? |
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A: Cause the
snowflakes are coming out of my pores. |
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| 7. |
What is the group's core philosophy? |
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A: Core? |
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A: Snow. |
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A: Being
proactive, I mean provocative. |
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| 8. |
Are you guys Crazy? |
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A: Snow, no we
just love snow. |
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| 9. |
What is the group's collective stance on Medicare? |
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A: Exposed flesh
freezes, hence, money should be put in place to unexposed it. |
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| 10. |
How did the Summer Snowmen group get Started? |
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A: Prophets. |
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| 11. |
Is it True that some of the Founding Fathers of the USA were
Summer Snowmen? |
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A: Yes. |
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| 12. |
Does your group give college scholarships? |
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A: Yes. |
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| 13. |
Does your group recommend investing in IRAs or 401 Ks? |
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A: WWJD |
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A: WWMTD (What would Mike Tyson do?) |
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| 14. |
How do Summer Snowmen reproduce? |
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A: Snow,
specifically (link to diagram) |
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A: Budding
(asexual) |
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| 15. |
What is the groups second favorite color? |
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A: Off-Snow (yellow snow) |
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| 16. |
Is it true you shovel snow for free? |
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A: Yes, only CANT READ ANSWER |
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| 17. |
I need a reasonably priced entertainer for my child's birthday
party, does your group make special appearances? |
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A: We do a group effort. |
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| 18. |
I need my lawn moved, will your group mow it? |
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A: Snow (secret code, wink) |
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| 19. |
I need my lawn moved and my pool cleaned because it is my child's
birthday, can you help out? |
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A: No, sorry. |
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| 20. |
Why do the summer snowmen want to impose their normative preference
for winter on all us folks who like summer? |
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A: I like jumping jacks. |
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